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YOU’RE STILL READING?

Ok look I’ll level with you. I’m supposed to be helping it but I don’t think it will notice. Whatever you do, Don’t Play This Game! Once you start you can’t stop until it’s over, there is no escape and if you lose you’ll end up like me. Trapped in a… Jeez I think I hear it coming… I’ve said to much…






 

OK I THINK IT’S GONE

If you’re still reading please stop before it notice you and that I’m trying to help… oh god it knows and now you’re cursed too… that’s it we’re done f2ejw\1]\`[wcmc2c;/.,s.//





 

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This game is very fun. The best you’ll ever play. Some might even say a lifetime of fun. Now you know the game exists you have to play, or bad things will happen…

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